Something Southerners really love to do,ask you how your day’s going. Usually at gas stations or restaurants. I like to come up with curve ball answers.
“how we doin’ today?”
(look at the floor) “I’m just so tired of being alive”
“hi! How it’s going today?”
(look them dead in their eyes..)
“with enough time, water will destroy anything”
“Good morning! How are YOU today?”
(present super ‘chipper’)
“I just ran over a family of racoons! 🦝”
“How’s yer day going sir?”
I can’t stop daydreaming about digging into the side of a hill to make a dirt house.