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Spicy mud 🔥

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I took this shit today, and it was like, just kinda falling out, no real texture to it… No solidity, no form, like someone was in my asshole,shoveling oatmeal out the back…

Anyways…

I’ve been getting down with this outta-control hot sauce, made from Carolina Reapers (the only decent thing to come out of the State since the Civil War)

And it was like… It was like…

Spicy mud 🔥🔥🔥

Lava, freeing itself from my tender gastrointestinal system…

Being alive is pretty amazing 👍

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noveltycrusade

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