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Now, enjoy as I talk about crazy people.

What’s that snake that eats itself?

Ouroboros?

Group shit, just some more group shit.

That one South Park episode about Britney Spears, sacrificing to crop gods.lol

Why do we do that?

🤣🤣🤣

The crazier the better, the More fucked up,the More interesting 🤔🤔

I exploit that.

Because you’re stupid

Alright,I don’t mean that, sometimes you go real,, it’s just a crazy thing.

A public person says” crazy photographs “

I think that’s true,

And you should probably develop a defense to that, particularly in political realms..

That’s our laws.

Don’t let yourself be shocked, over anything, they’ll use it to get your eyeballs.

Just a trick.

Be aware.

Trixie critters we are .

A coworker listens to pop radio all day, it’s the same 15 songs over and over and over..

I’m not crazy, that guy’s crazy .

Muffin eating mother fucker.. 🤬🤬

I’d love a muffin, blueberry, cream cheese, strawberry,

Any muffin really, how Delicious..

Love a muffin, auto correct says to lube a muffin, whatever.

It’s all the same.

I’m actually pretty cool with people in real life, on site, first introduction,first meeting and eye to eye contact.

“nice to meet you”

And I mean it.

We’re fine until we’re not and that’s the human condition.

Just don’t observe people very long and you’ll like them just fine.

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I started by loosening all the handles on his drawers, then I put the timed scent sprayer right behind his computer monitor, then I wrote on his whiteboard with permanent marker , then I hid to chipboards that chirp randomly, then I taped all the wheels to his office chair, then I tied confetti eggs over the door jamb with fishing line, then I flipped the batteries in all his remotes, then I wired a siren to the toilet, then I reported all our illegal subs to INS, then I trained the new guy completely wrong, intentionally , then I changed the password on the email server, then I routed all phone calls to a sex line, then I took a battery and short circuited all the stock circuit boards , then I called in a bomb threat to his doctor’s office, then I put sardines on his engine block, then I strapped a zip tie to his axle, then I zip tied a harmonica to his truck grill, then I molded straight cocaine into Tylenol pills and swapped his stash, then I shit in his shoes, then I poisoned his well with testosterone, then I looked up all his friends from high school and sent them a current photo of his mug,

Also…. You can do a lot with words, always try to appreciate that 💓

If you have an enemy.. there’s always a combination of words to get at them, 😜

I walk by a yoga studio beside my work..

“flow yoga”

Why not just call it “flowga”?

This bothers me a lot 😔

I might burn the building down later.