I never learned how to use a Google alert, because,, like everything else, I hate you.
Seriously though,what is so goddamn important? What topic must I be notified about in perpetuity?
Ya’ll bitches cure cancer yet?
Nah?
Leave me the fuck alone then.
Maybe the rapture, notify me if Jesus comes back to this mother fucker..
Or perhaps the Asteroid ?? actually, I love a good surprise.
What is honestly worth being notified for?
Did you guys legalize cocaine?
Don’t let me know if you do, I can’t have that stuff, we’ve been over it.
What else???
Nothing, yet another self worship tool, narcissist smoothie, Google alert your own fucking name,,,,jesus man.
We’re puppies at this point.
“Who wants the ball? You want that ball? Who’s a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are”
I hate you.
I hope the sky pees on you,
(Good chat)
Thanks, have a great day!
I might get a smoothie for lunch, kinda becoming a slob sitting at a desk all day, for sure I am.
(Becoming?)
Fine, indulging ,
Caca del toro?
Caca del burro?
Shit the donkey?
dawn 