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Stretch

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Good morning world, you cock.

🤣🤣

My schedule is work. I have to go fix some shit that I didn’t do.

I will fart on every human being that crosses my path in the process.

I will do the task and fight off the bitterness of futility.

I will also laugh at the ambitious douche that caused this scenario.

Fuck you Josh Cole. You’ve listened to too many motivation podcasts. I respect you in context of the game… But I’m still smarter than you.

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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