Reincarnation isn’t real?
Hear me out…
That guy from One Direction..is actually Eric Clapton’s infant child, reincarnated!
ANd it is THAT soul’s particular fate..to fall out of a window and die…
(Too soon?)
ANd while we’re one the subject.. how often do you worry about falling out of windows?
It’s 2024.
The flavors of death are great, plane crashes, riots, psychopathic homeless attacks…
But a window???
I’ll be the first to tell ya
“I never think about it”
Fragile mortality…
“I’m not going out like that!!!”
Falling to your death….out of a window..
Let’s file that under
“Preventable death”
Maybe we need an ad campaign…
“Make sure your loved ones understand the dangers…of windows”
Bill Gate’s has got to be losing his fucking mind…
(Suicide)
Ahhh..
Good point,,,,
But…
To your point….
He died from a 3 story fall..
Quite the risk..
Being a mere three stories up,,
Looking down,,,
Hearing Pauline Walnut’s voice
(He’s fucked up Chrissy)
I’d be too worried that the fall wouldn’t kill me,…
Suicide starts at the 6th floor, in my book.
Three stories is just enough to leave you as a vegetable,,
(Which you don’t eat nearly enough of)
I love vegetables!
Steamed broccoli, Cauliflower,asparagus.
You name it, I’ll eat it…
Fuckin Brontosaurus over here..
Herbivore…
Falling out of a window,,,
Destroying your brain activity…
(Had to be suicide)
Had to be….
The mind is a motherfucker,, everybody knows that….
(Drugs?)
Maybe…
Maybe he thought that he could fly…
I’d want a taller runway..
But that’s just me…
Three stories….the balls on you man.
(Maybe he was shooing away a pigeon)
I rarely spell the word “shooing”, so I looked it up,,,so I wouldn’t look like a dummy.
First result>?
“What is the spiritual meaning of a pigeon coming to you?”
Maybe we should all kill ourselves. At the same time…just to fuck with God.
Just to overwhelm the intake department at the pearly gates…
*what happened!??*
Well….
Everyone gave up at once….
And I’m not going to say this to be any kind of way…but Kamala Harris’s makeup person did a really good job for the Fox News interview.
I’m not saying anything.
Not being any type of way..
I noticed the balance on her face was very well done.
The amount of makeup.
Not too much, not too little,
Granting emphasis to pleasant features and delicate color..
nah.. it looked good.
The makeup person did a really good job…and they deserve a raise.
Shoutout to the makeup person.
I noticed your attention to detail.
I like seeing it..
Passion…..
I’m not commenting on a person’s attractiveness or the value we attach to it.
I’m talking about someone’s job.
When I saw her makeup for that interview, I thought..
“Someone cares about their job”
ANd that’s what America means to me.
That’s what it really is.
A bunch of people trying to make things seem attractive , and succeeding…
Shoutout to the makeup person.
Where did I start..
(Famous people falling out of windows)
Oh yeah!!!
Of the ways to die… I swear,,,I never think about that one…
dawn 