For a long time ,I would stop by Lowe’s every now and then ,I’d purchase this plastic tubing, mostly when I had long drives, 3-4 hrs.
I’d chop this plastic tubing into little half inch sections ,then I’d pop them into my mouth and chew.
It helped me smoke less cigarettes, having this little piece of plastic to chew on.Some weird distraction or something.
On a drive to Charleston (4hrs), I was cruising with the windows down and my ear-pod in,beautiful weather, just fucking gnawing away at this little piece of plastic.
This chick comes on the jre, and starts laying out the data on how plastics in our systems are making all of our dicks smaller. Plastics in the food, plastics in water bottles,plastics in everything.
I literally had a piece of plastic tubing in my mouth, in that moment. The dumbest scenario I could envision.
“am I beast, or man?”
really silly, I haven’t chewed plastic since.
dawn 