dawn

I actually would purchase and wear a pair of cowboy boots, but only if I had concrete plans to kick someone in the taint.

And you’d have to get the real pointy toed ones.

I would imagine that aim is everything, we’re not going for genitals, we’re not going for asshole, you have to bullseye that little stretch of skin, apply all your Force like you’re kicking the game-winning field goal in the super bowl.

Maximum velocity maximum leverage.

I didn’t plan on kicking anyone in the taint today, I was really just trying to buy some tires. I ordered them last week and you told me to be here at a specific time in the morning. Now you want to take my money and eat my day.

That’s a taint punt, if I’ve ever seen one that’s one, now I have to kick you in the taint.

I understand it’s a lot of money to spend, the cowboy boots, a pair of steel toed would probably work just fine, but justice is justice, and right is always right.

Brace yourself and take your taint punt like a man, or woman. My violence is indiscriminate, because I’m a progressive.