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Tarrif-fying

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Might be out of a job ..

Might end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters and eating road kill…

I’m not selling my pedals though.

Idgaf..

And I’m not changing Cricket’s food either..

God dammit

For real though…

This might tank our company…

For real….

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noveltycrusade

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