I wonder if Jesus is pissed off that they made a television show about him?
(And it’s crushing it in the ratings..)
Yeah,, but at its core..it’s hackey.
Talk about a “built in audience”.
You’re not taking any chances, Son of Joseph, it’s 2024, people want exciting stuff, they want new stuff.
You’re a second generation IPod bro..
(What do you suggest????)
Simple.
Make contact.
Show us that you’re up there and you’re listening.
Start a Twitter account
(And get a blue check?)
Obviously.
Seriously though, stop letting these monkeys speak for you.
You want me on your team?
Make yourself known.
Make contact.
I’m sure I’m not the only one that would change their ways real fuckin quick if you showed up on the scene.
You claim to have that power,, resurrection and stuff.
I’ll even give up the “Palestinians are human beings” crap if you just show up.
I dare ya.
I double dog dare ya.
Pop in.
Make a fuckin cameo.
Be unlisted in the credits, it’s fine, just show up.
Until that happens, I’m gonna call your TV show a hack.
Also…while we’re on the subject,,,
Think of da fuckin baaaaalllllssss that a writer would have to have.
“Hi , my name is Jeremy and I’m going to be pitching dialogue for Jesus Christ today”
I thought my job was weird…
Your job is…. I don’t know what that is.
But it takes a lot of nerve and I dig it!
Let’s get Jesus into some shenanigans this week. Perhaps a love interest?
(Why not)
That’s right, why the fuck not?
Fill out my day planner
“Eat some breakfast, go for a walk, write some dialogue for the son of God”
The balls on you….
When AI is finally in charge of entertainment, I want a story of Jesus
BUT!
He’s a white guy in Detroit, struggling in the dead automobile manufacturing sector.
But he’s super good at rapping.
And he really loves it.
(Soon?)
Soon?
I hope so, I’ve got some things to say. And I’ve been biting my tongue for a long time now.
dawn 