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The dirty dirty

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the South’s best contribution to humanity is

(drumroll please….)

Biscuits.

Salt bread with meats and cheese. Mother fuckin cock suckin biscuits. God damn I love a good biscuit.

I bet we could fix Israel/ Palestine with the right biscuit recipe.

God never once sent mana from heaven, it was southern style biscuits the whole time, fuckin right.

Life ain’t so bad with a biscuit in your mits.

Also, I don’t know anything about cars, but I like saying “serpentine belt”

I think my serpentine belt is going bad.

I put on some Enya and try to move past all that people-hating, try to get past calling everyone bitches and faggots,

A little present on my desk… How sweet, how thoughtful 🥰

Meh, they ain’t all bad

Homemade wood lasering, how kind ☺️

See ?

People can be nice.

I wonder if I could start a cult🤔🤔🤔 probably full of shit enough for it

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