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The FTS Party

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What are we?

We are the “Fuck This Shit” Party.

What do we want?

Money.

We want money to buy sovereign land ,based entirely on the concept of getting the fuck away from you.

We need the same shit you need.

We need to shit (plumbing)

We need to eat (yum yum eat em up)

We need electricity (zap zap Bo bap)

We need telecommunication (to play video games….)

So…..

A commune.

The only rule?

You gotta be cool.

You gotta be the understanding sort to be allowed in..

(And no one bangs the leader)

All races, all backgrounds,,

Let me get a chunk offffff,,,,

The Northwest?

Sure, that should work.

I saw much empty land.

Write me.

Express yourself.

Show me that you feel the way I feel, and the party will open its arms to you..

The FTS party.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck Israel and America and Russia and China..

We’re not with you.

We don’t give a fuck what happens to you.

“LOWS” only.

Only.

The redeemer and salvation of sanctuary.

We work together, in peace.

Nobody tells you how to be.

Cool people only, nobody bangs the leader.

We have simple law.

Coexist with the Earth and the 8 million versions of God.

Cats bask in the sunlight and it’s totally fine if you want to be left alone.

The Fuck This Shit Party.

Found by Justin Klein, dragging his fat nuts across that American Forehead of yours….

We worship art and creators..

And we crucify the insincere…

And we hate the fuck outta yyyyyyyooouuuuuuu.

FTS.

Fuck This Shit… Trademark

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