I get this weird kick out of paying for parking uptown. The primal instinct is to urinate on all four corners of the parking spot.
I paid for this, for the next 3 hours, I belong here. No authority figure can come along and tell me that I’m in the wrong.
I followed the rules of capitalism… Now I’m going to pee on your shoes.
If we’re all desperate to find a place where we belong,you can buy that place, but only for 3 hours.