Gary Larson was a genius. Kids today may never know.
If there really are levels to this shit, to this life, it must be nice to have the option of human organ trafficking. To make the conscious decision,
“I’m just going to destroy my liver over the next 10 years, destroy my lungs over the next 20, destroy my heart over the next 30”
Then.. I will take the parts off a younger model. Because they are “less” than I am. I matter more than they do,soooooo,,, gimme that shit. Give me the parts of your physical body that work well, because I can’t be bothered.
You suck, I rule,,, gimme that fuckin’ liver. Your life means nothing and I want to have a good time, forever.
You can have faith in humanity, but those mother fuckers would cut you open and steal your body parts if you let them.
” the universe is hostile”- Tool- Vicarious.
Yes Mr, Maynard, I would say it is. Saying ” the universe will harvest your organs”,,, I dunno, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
All of my parts still work, and I should be grateful for that. A lot of people aren’t so lucky
dawn 