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The news

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Hey, you know who gets angry?

Babies.

You know who throws temper tantrums?

Babies.

Till they’re red in the face..

Babies..

And there’s nothing funnier than projectile vomit.

If you can manage to make a funny face while you do it 👍

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noveltycrusade

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