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This show “the chosen”..

It’s super presumptuous..

Why is no one spoofing this?

I wanna see the story of the Bible, but ….

I want the three stooges to be stumbling through it.

All the main stories,

Stooge antics in the background..

Can AI make that for me?

And I want all characters to have Southern accents too.

And I want the devil to be the good guy, cause why not?

And I want Taylor Swift to do the soundtrack, and I want James Earl Jones AND Morgan Freeman to be narrating it ..at the same time (obviously).

I think that’s enough.

For now..

And some asshole named Ben, trying to buy a boat.

Pure magic on Saturn.

And it’s all about the pendulums baby.

Original cash, cache.

And if you were on a spacecraft, flying into a black hole,

You might believe in God.

I mean just the size of it.

I’m watching it eat everything in existence.

Anything that gets close to it..

Watching it compress every atom…

All things.

You’re super small