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The secret lives of Mormon wives

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Fake.

I wish God was real, and at the pearly gates he plays the sizzle reel for these clowns.

(and the audience)

Yes, and the audience.

This is why people crash planes into our buildings.

This is why we are a walking punchline.

You

Not me

You

You are the joke of eternity.

You are the reason.

You.

Fuck you, fuck that TV show.

Fuck who ya are.

Dunt cair.

Scum

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noveltycrusade

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