I needed some specific information from the internet today, and the only option was a thread on Reddit.
“first we need to update your account”
fine, I want this information, here’s my stupid info.
About two hours later, my phone just starts chirping at me.
“here’s people talking,,,about things you’re interested in,,with pictures”
oh no no no, get behind me Satan, I see you and I see what you are. I don’t want to go out into the chorus of open sinkholes. I don’t want to state an opinion, I don’t want to be clever or witty, I don’t want to make a connection, I don’t want that weird feeling,,,, I only wanted that one little specific piece of information.
is that alright with you? internet? you invasive bastard you.
In Grand Theft Auto, the make believe social media platform is called “LifeInvader”. Video game trash talk aside, there is actually some really smart humor in that game. The billboards, the radio stations, the crazy things people on the street randomly say. Pretty funny stuff.
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