dawn

Feeling it today, Wheeling and dealing.

For all my whining, I really do have it made ❤❤😇😇😇❤❤😇

Maybe the reason I’m so happy, is that people are on vacation. Meaning, I get to work alone. I’ve already finished 2/3 of the week’s work, and it’s barely noon on Monday 👍

That means cruise control and music and podcasts.

I swear, just a few hours, just a few focused hours and I can do anything..

I don’t live in a world where people kiss your ass, only factory reps and builders.

Because they want to eat you.

Because there’s money involved .

So they want you to like them..

I reject it on concept.

Walk into this meeting, spit on my shoes and call me a bitch.

If you want me to respect you.

Because I only respect honesty.

Fuck your cookies.

Sofa king gorgeous out, The heat has broken.

And so have I.

Doesn’t matter how grand your nuts are… You can’t put them on the entire planet.

A portion of the planet?

Maybe.

A portion of the population..

But you cannot rest your nuts on the planet itself, not all at once.

It’s too big.

We don’t have the technology-Michael Scott

I’mma  go check on my ants, Make sure they all right..

Who’s the best ever?

“Dylon dylon dylon dylon dylon”

“team”

I resent the term.

It’s me

I am the creator of the heavens and the earth.

I am the god in which you lay tribute at my feet.

Behold… I have manifested cookies .

The universe called me a cocksucker and I was like

“hey!…..shut your fuckin face! Bring me some cookies!”

And the universe responded…

“yes sir,, anything for you, sir “

That’s what the fuck I thought!

Both your candidates are bad choices, have fun with four years of fuckery…

Either way.

Bleh bleh….

Have fun 😊

Have a big ole time☺️☺️

Gave them fuckers a hamburger 🍔 because I love em .

Imma put my nuts on the whole planet.

Yes I will

Yes I will

Yes I will.

And I’m gonna start with you…

Then I’ll work my way through the rest of the population, It’s just a numbers game 👍👍

This country is a fat fuck wearing skinny jeans 👍

It’s possible that my sperm will impregnate your gums, get in between the teeth there..

We’ll just have to keep trying, it’ll happen eventually 👍

I will impregnate your gums.

I like feeling good, confidence is tough to describe. Comes and goes and  sometimes you have it, sometimes you don’t, meh

Fux It matter?

Nada ,narffin, nuttin