Seriously though, I’d just like to take a moment to thank you for removing yourself off my penis.
It just feels better, ya know?
As a gland, as an extremity..
I just, I feel like I know, in my heart, it’s a better life.
It’s time for this penis to soar, and to be honestly appreciated by another human being.
Oh,, we’ve learned so much, you and my penis, learned what life is like with a gaggle of flying monkeys riding my dick,
Gotta say…
“I held up pretty well”
A true testament to the caliber of dick I am.
With no one on my dick,, I feel I feel I feel,,
Loosey goosey.
Like having empty pockets (ya know I love empty pockets)
Gotta fly high, freedick.