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Three condoms

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There’s something about this one parking lot…

Everyday I walk by, there’s a new condom on the ground..

Meaning?

Uhhhh…

Somebody likes to fuck in this one particular parking spot.

Why is that weird to me? 😨

I dunno.

Mix it up man, go for a hike or something.

Stop leaving condoms on the asphalt?

(great band name!)

That is .. maybe a rap quartet..

“condoms on the asphalt”

Maybe it’s prostitution, maybe it’s just kids that like this one parking spot 🤔🤔

Who knows?

Who cares?!

Go fuck yourself?

Whatever man..

Go fuck somebody else.

Whatever.

If I had all the resources in the world..

I would track those people down, one by one..

I would walk around running DNA tests on discarded condoms.

Give them a citation for littering.

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