There’s something about this one parking lot…
Everyday I walk by, there’s a new condom on the ground..
Meaning?
Uhhhh…
Somebody likes to fuck in this one particular parking spot.
Why is that weird to me? 😨
I dunno.
Mix it up man, go for a hike or something.
Stop leaving condoms on the asphalt?
(great band name!)
That is .. maybe a rap quartet..
“condoms on the asphalt”
Maybe it’s prostitution, maybe it’s just kids that like this one parking spot 🤔🤔
Who knows?
Who cares?!


Go fuck yourself?
Whatever man..
Go fuck somebody else.
Whatever.
If I had all the resources in the world..
I would track those people down, one by one..
I would walk around running DNA tests on discarded condoms.
Give them a citation for littering.