Tin foil spread out across a baking pan.
Line up 100 tooth picks, take a paintbrush and paint the bottom half of each with the hottest hot sauce currently known to man.
Mix da bomb with magnum 357, (both lethal), grind fresh reapers and ghosts into a powder and sprinkle on top, after painting half of each toothpick,
Bake at 350′ for maybe 8 min, just enough to bake in the ruthless heat.
Find a small container, maybe like a ‘Tick-Tac” candy case, just something small to hold the toothpicks of fire,,
And there you have it,, I have invented the addiction breaker, the cycle killer,the vice destabilizer, a fighter worthy of battling the slow death of consumption , something stronger than the misery.
Every time you want to scratch, every time you want to escape, a cigarette ,a drink, a fat joint,,(whatever your current vice may be).. pop one in your mouth, set your mother-fuckin’ goddamn head on fire, grip on to the pain, and that shit is real pain, if you know you know.
“Right here”
(Right here)
That’s where the fuck you are and don’t forget it. You are right the fuck here, stop being a bitch and trying to put your head somewhere else, take the pain.
$5 a box, 20 toothpicks of death per package, placed in an eye grabbing display at every gas station counter. Utilize pain to combat consumption . I’m a genius