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Twat-rise

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Sting and Bono get together for breakfast.

It’s the starting of a brand new day.

Bono looks pissed.

“it’s a beautiful day”

Sting says “no .it’s a brand new day”

Then a nuclear bomb goes off in the distance and Kim Jong Un beats off on their omelettes. But he only speaks in American ebonics for some reason. Broken Korean/English ebonics, like a communist 2pac.

“it’s good versus bad out here, mother-fuckers”

You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby,,, you’re gonna die.

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