So you go to see your favorite band,, and you elbow your way up to front row..
The guitar player’s pedalboard,that thing they all stand in front of hitting switches with their feet .
It’s all dicks.
The entire perimeter of the board is erect penises, with lights and fog and lasers coming off of it.
Like the iron throne,but with dicks..
High dollar dildos,ultra realistic.
He’s wired toggle switches into the head of each penis,and throughout the entire show he’s kicking dicks and changing his guitar sounds.
A guitar pedalboard,but the way you hit switches is by kicking penises.
Each one has an LED light, indicating which cock is active.
Just a big ole pile of dicks…
And that’s what my company does. It’s our mission statement and the very values on which we were founded.
Free expression, free imagination and the stupidity to execute such outlandish nonsense.
How am I supposed to fit in with capitalism?
I am literally considering building this dildo pedalboard. I’m mentally walking myself through the steps needed to bring it into reality.
The technicals, schematics,etc.
But dildos are expensive I hear.And the ones I want would have to be super realistic, pubic hair and All.
And I’d need a bunch of them…
Slice the tip of each penis and install a toggle switch 🤔🤔🤔
…………
I’m not going to make it,am I?
After Mom dies and I’m alone.
I’m not going to make it in this world,am I?
( Baulderdash .. You hold a job, consistently. You can be social enough to earn..)
This is what I want to spend my money on. These are the kind of endeavors that come into my head, regarding currency. Pursuing dumb shit is kinda the only reason I work.
(nonsense, it’s just a silly thought. You wouldn’t actually buy dildos for a penis pedalboard)
I think I would.
I definitely think I would.
(nah)
No shortage of useless.
Fuckin lawn mower broke. Started bellowing a cloud of smoke, I think oil is burning.
I don’t know a single thing about engines. Zero experience. Society changing invention, no doubt, I just don’t know anything about them.
I don’t know how to throw a baseball either.
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Addiction aside, these three are very special.
Making some very nice stuff ❤️❤️
Very special pedals, first introduction to the company,,, extremely impressed.
Going into serious stuff in the middle east,,,
dawn 