The stray cat is fine.
They stitched him up nice.
Prescribed some antibiotics and a steroid
Expensive as shit,
Worth it.
Fuck you!
Holding down a job means that I can stop a random animal from dying.
That’s love mother fucker!
If you find a podcast with a gay male host, And you slow it to half speed, It sounds hilarious and I can’t put my finger on why.
Maybe it’s that level of verbal articulation combined with the slowness of being drunk.
It’s funny.
Also, why are gay people so articulate?
I’m not throwing shade, honestly I’m kind of throwing jealousy.
Uhhh, very good at constructing sentences.
How y’all mother fuckers get so good at putting sentences together?
🤔🤔
I do not know.
Secrets of the universe
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The guy I talk so much s*** about brought me a pair of powered speakers. They were included as a perk of a $50,000 order we put in.
I see they retail for about 300 per, 600 a pair.
I certainly didn’t need any new studio monitors, but I’ll put them to use, and the gesture actually means something to me.
I notice stuff like that.
I tend to pay attention to how people behave.
It was a nice thing to do.
And I talk all kinds of trash, and sometimes it’s warranted, but even the people that get on your nerves have good parts to them.
Even the Gremlins and monsters and irritating individuals.
I suppose at the core you are either good or you are bad
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