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Yapping

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The news is on 24 hours a day, exclusively talking about how much this matters.

I’m typing for 15-20 minutes a day, saying that this doesn’t matter.

“here’s a carrot 🥕

Go fuck yourself 👍”

Web sleuth

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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