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Yo

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You think I’m here to entertain?

Yap yap yap..

Duhhhh.

You think this is a game?

It is.

🙄

Don’t miss my point.

Every asshole should have a place for their shit.

That’s the only way true losers can get better.

And it’s human as fuck.

I have moments…

I threw a barbell at her and said “This is me subtly telling you that you’re fat”

I threw a cow at her and said

“here’s a cow because you belong with your own species”

I threw an alarm clock at her and said

“here’s your biological clock because you are over 30 and you have no children”

Don’t tell me how to be.

Unless it’s helpful.

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

I’ll double down.

And you’ll never kill me.

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