Somebody’s got to kill me, I mean like, you have to.
There was a moment during the funeral, and the pastor was letting anyone come and take a microphone, and say a few things about this guy…
And like,
I had the worst thoughts.
The worst thoughts in the world.
I could grab that microphone, and say the most horrible things…
And then run..
These country motherfuckers would give me the country business..
Of course I didn’t do it,..
But the preacher started talking about Joshua leading the children of Israel..
And King David and King Solomon….
I could have just grabbed the microphone…
“YOU’RE BEING LIED TO! FREE PALESTINE! USA OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST!”
Dude…
It was so fucking funny in my head..
So funny 🤣
Not as funny as invoking God anytime you want people to feel things…
That’s pretty funny too.
My thing was just silly
Cool gate yo
You ever go to a funeral and get jealous for the guy they’re putting in the ground?
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